TT: Yeah?

TT: I mean I kind of figured out the majority of that already bu—

TT: Oh Jesus Christ hold on.

To be fair you HAVE been keeping me up at all hours of the night. That’s right, this is nothing short of your own undoing.

There is nothing I will not draw.

THE NEXT PIECE SHALL SHOWCASE THE FOLLOWING: YOu AND I SHARING A HEARTFELT EMBRACE. YOu WILL BE REFERRING TO ME AS YOuR “BABY’S DADDY”.

WE HAVE FORGONE MATRIMONIAL PRACTICES DuE TO FINANCIAL TROuBLES.

uuuuuuNGH!! DO IT NOW. DIRK!! DO IT! FuCK!! MAN! I *NEED* THIS!!

I have to give you your props, there is not a trace of smut you’ve concocted that does not behold a juicy plot. I hope this will suffice.

That is the utmost radical thing I have ever heard in my existence thus far.

Well I happen to think he is one brotastic fella, but also really fascinating. I have been trying to wrap my head around that one for a while now. I tend to stay up at odder hours than before just so I can sneak some extra talkin’ with him. And when I do nap I’m definitely thinking of him…

So, I guess my feelings on the matter are pretty obvious at this point. I like him a lot.

A lot…